My Welcoming Letter

This feels like I am filling out an “about me” box on a dating website.  If you are reading this, then chances are you already know who I am.  I would give more of a description, but I already feel like I am on display.

I do have a couple of blurbs that I hope will give you a model of my personality:

a.  transcendental sapient aptitude

b.  cheese

Do you get it?  Thanks for playing.  Look for more some day